Thursday, June 11, 2020

South Asian English Usage

What is your good name?
Timepass
Do the needful
Passing out of College
Click a photo
Nice click
Eve-teasing.
Only. Used at the end of the sentence for emphasis
I will take your leave
Felicitate
Prepone
Give an exam
What all
Deplane
Prepone
I couldn't agree more
Met with an accident
Going for a bath
Do it off, give off, come off
Give "one-one" to all
My house is at the "back of" the temple
My father walks "fast-fast"
She is my "cousin sister"
You yourself
I saw a dream
Diabetes popularly referred to as 'Sugar'
Feeling attacked
Don't have time for this timepass
We are like this only
I take your leave
Mention not
I came here by walk
By-hearted
You need to understand where I'm coming from
Tear it off
Out of Station
I was going to say this only
We are shifting (moving house)
Updation
You do one thing
Coming for coffee?
You will come no?
Reply you back
Come again
Thanks in anticipation
Slowly-slowly
One thing more (before completing an order)
Believe you me
We are going separately
I would like to intimate you
I am having 5 years of marketing experience
he police is giving you a clean chit
Anyways
Ring Cut (missed call)
What is your native place?
We are like that only
He is going to come by car at five
My bad
It is paining
Don’t take tension
Going to go

Friday, June 5, 2020

Nothing Permanent

Nothing Permanent

With the venue change, everything seems anew
Only by thoughts do old memories linger on
People wearing masks, yet another change
Members stuck at home frighten to come on.

Stubborn minds hesitantly accept
That mother nature needs a rapid change.
A lot has changed within weeks or months.
There is one thing to remember, nothing stays permanent.

Fingers are pointed at nature.
Some blame God
To the stubborn it is hard to accept.
That this curse we were always in want.

Nothing intentionally or wilfully done.
With many valuable souls ruthlessly gone.
Misfortunes and mistakes add on to the toll
When would the end be, no one knows.


Kiara Arendtsz
30-05-20

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

The True Supporters


The True Supporters

Sometimes the ears does not give a good appearance to the face.Can you imagine a face without ears?See how ladies wear earrings to make them more attractive and beautiful.

I can still remember the days when I was in grade five,how my teachers twisted my ears for not doing my homework.At times I thought my ears would come out.

Somedays I cursed my ears for being prominent on my face.I learnt later the real purpose of the ear and how it helps to take the sound into the head.I have heard many saying,"I will give you a shot on your ears".

How come only the ears could be seen by some people These days it is the talk about face masks.To avoid Covid 19 on the deadly virus Corona and it is compulsory to wear a face mask.

Did you ever forget how a face mask is kept stucked on to a face.If it is not for the ear flaps it would have been a strip of sticking plaster to keep the mask stuck on to the face.We should respect every single part of our body.

Hence see that you do not ring others ears or allow someone to deliver you a cracking shot on your ears.So let's protect our ears for Heaven's sake.We don't know what would follow next.Maybe Sharona!


Madonna Arendtsz
30-05-20

Asiri Hotel

Asiri Hotel

Asiri Hotel is situated 5 kilometres on the Ja-Ela Bopitiya road.Although this was not a Star Class Hotel,it was a beautiful place to be.The Portuguese Canal connected to the Dandugam Oya and then to the Negombo Lagoon.A trip by boat takes you definitely to another world indeed.This is a different experience altogether.Thousands of different species of 
birds, schools of fish, flowers, crocodiles, illicit liquor distillers.What not but everything is friendly.

Tourist enjoys every single minute of the journey.Other income to this hotel was from wedding ceremonies and letting rooms.This hotel had 25 comfortable rooms.It's surroundings were scenic and with a mini zoo adding more colour.

The Properitor of this place was ex minister Felix Perera's,brother Tennison Perera.I was appointed as Hotel Manager in the year 1998.

With all the comfort I got as a manager I never liked working at Asiri.I was always looking for an opportunity to go from there.My room was situated on the first floor of the hotel.A nice room which was also very comfortable and I enjoyed every single moment spent in the room.Whenever I was in the room I used to write something or sleep.

Normal and Wedding couples used to patronise this hotel.The Properitor was very friendly and used to drag me every now and then for a conversation.He sometimes boasts about how he managed to use his  brother's influence to get this land,where Asiri Hotel is On.Another time he told me about his Garment Manufacturing Factory in Ja-ela.

His piggery farm and how he got a lot of protest from the people around and finally with the manure of the Piggery.He invented gas and distributed it to about 25 houses and shut all the neighbours mouths.

Days and months passed by and one evening he came up with another astonishing story.The story that really made me decide to leave this hotel.

He came out with a story which really made me wonder and scared.There was a Lady who visited the hotel with many different men.She was from Kurunegala in a house situated somewhere behind the Welegedara Cricket Stadium.Her husband had left her 3 years ago and she had to up keep her family and was compelled to do prostitution.

Her husband also had a habit of visiting prostitute dens and picking up women of his choice.One day while visiting such a den discovered  his own wife in one of these dens.For a while he was angry and demanded that his wife to come with him immediately.She refused and he went to the police and wanted his legal wife back.The police intervened and she was persuaded to go back to her husband.

He brought her to Asiri Hotel and seemed to be very happy enjoying the beauty of the mini zoo and its birds and animals.In the meantime both of them made up for the lost times.He had also visited the bar and had about 3/4 bottle of arrack on three intervals.They had their dinner and everyone in the hotel went to sleep.

The two hotel workers and security guard was sleeping under a fan in the hall adjoining the stairway.

They were in Dreamland when suddenly they got up to the sound of a jump.This man wanting to avoid the staff made a jump from 1st Level of the stairs to the ground floor.When they saw the man,he came politely to them and told them about a sudden need which he had arisen and he had to go and to look after his wife and give her some breakfast in the morning.

Ample money has been left behind with her and she would settle all the bills.He said bye and started walking towards Ja-Ela. However these three did not buy his story.The room boy quickly ran up and tapped the door but there was no hum.

Then he had to open the door with the spare key.However all this happened within a period of 20 minutes.He then discovered the dead body of that woman lying on a side of the bed.He ran down and told the other guys to call boss and took a large knife from the kitchen and set off on a bike towards Ja-Ela.The Culprit was walking hurriedly and the room boy approached and caught him.

Threatening to kill the man,he managed to get him on the front of the bike and rode it back to the hotel.The three guys caught him and tied him on to a tree.The boss arrived and inspected the room and the body and informed the police.The police and ambulance arrived.The body was taken to the Ja-Ela hospital.

Before the police took the man,the boss of the hotel asked him about what happened and he related the story which I told you before.And what made him kill his wife was that he had found a telephone index containing hundreds of men,who used to have connections with her.

Seeing this index,an argument started and he was anyway after liquor, choked his wife by pressing his leg to her throat and supported by the head board of the bed from the back.She died and you know the rest of the story.

The boss of the hotel had to shoulder the entire funeral expense.He was also good enough to give an almsgiving.She had three children,so the boss helped them when required.The case was heard and he was given a sentence of 3years imprisonment.

After relating the story and a sigh,the boss told me that I am occupying the same room where this murder took place.

A chill ran down my spine that very moment.I quickly moved to a smaller and a less comfortable room.I occupied this room,until I left the hotel two months later.


Peter Arendtsz
30/05/2020

Monday, June 1, 2020

The Legacy


29/05/2020

The Gems sat cold in his hand Rubies, Sapphires and a very large one with a star in it. He mixed Goldstone and Cats eye just to make it more interesting and they were beautiful Beryls too.
Moments went by as he sat quietly in deep thought, Then he finished writing on the creamy paper folded it carefully and place the red seal so it would be unbroken till the person meant to find it would break that seal.

Reginald Lucas came out with the British Railways to a British outpost called Hambantota. He was a surveyor and was sent to survey other lands also for the then British Government in Ceylon.
When he surveyed lands and look at great distances through his scope……… his mind sometimes went beyond the physical horizon. He was a dreamer and a romancer. He would look into the future and imagine what these lands would be hundred years later.

He had just bought the beautiful hillock in the Town that had views of the salt lagoons and large trees that shivered with cool breeze during the very dry heat.

He placed the documents and stones in an Ebony Box and locked the lid with a brass padlock. He walked out of the front office room and faced the house. If you stood to the front of the house and turned your face to the right you saw a large light grey barked tree eight foot tall. It was especially beautiful when it shed it’s creamy leaves and flowers like a voluminous lace skirt strewn to the ground.

He took his shovel and dug a deep Hole, place the ebony box in the soil and covered it again with the dug soil smiling in a very succinct way.

This was for his Ancestors the long line to come from him that would be the Guardians of the Lands and the Keeper of memories. A treasure or reward for that person. Madeline his wife had said it would be a woman who would come 5 generations later. She had the gift of sight and her sparkling blue eyes had a faraway look when she told him. She was probably right. 

By Pierangeli Andrado